What Women Want

What women want in a man at age 22:
1.       Handsome
2.       Charming
3.       Financially successful
4.       A caring listener
5.       Witty
6.       In good shape
7.       Dresses with style
8.       Appreciates finer things
9.       Full of thoughtful surprises
10.    An imaginative, romantic lover

What women want in a man at age 32:
11.    Nice looking (preferably with hair)
12.    Opens car doors, holds chairs
13.    Has enough money for a nice dinner
14.    Listens more than talks
15.    Laughs at my jokes
16.    Carries bags of groceries with ease
17.    Owns at least one tie
18.    Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
19.    Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
20.    Seeks romance at least once a week

What women want in a man at age 42:
21.    Not too ugly (bald head is fine)
22.    Doesn’t drive off until I’m in the car
23.    Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
24.    Nods head when I’m talking
25.    Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
26.    Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
27.    Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
28.    Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
29.    Remembers to put the toilet seat down
30.    Shaves most weekends

What women want in a man at age 52:
31.    Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
32.    Doesn’t belch or scratch in public
33.    Doesn’t borrow money too often
34.    Doesn’t nod off to sleep when I’m venting
35.    Doesn’t re-tell the same joke too many times
36.    Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
37.    Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
38.    Appreciates a good TV dinner
39.    Remembers your name on occasion
40.    Shaves some weekends

What women want in a man at age 62:
41.    Doesn’t scare small children
42.    Remembers where bathroom is
43.    Doesn’t require much money for upkeep
44.    Only snores lightly when asleep
45.    Remembers why he’s laughing
46.    Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
47.    Usually wears some clothes
48.    Likes soft foods
49.    Remembers where he left his teeth
50.    Remembers that it’s the weekend

What women want in a man at age 72:
51.    Breathing
52.    Doesn’t miss the toilet